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| » Izzatdar wohi hai |
| Daru se Nasha badhta hai, Nashe se junun. Junun se mehnat, Mehnat se paisa, Paise se izzat. Isliye Izzatdar wohi hai jo Daru pita hai ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 139 times |
| » Translations in Punjabi |
| Some translations in Punjabi:
Yo baby! Wassup? Ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va?
Listen buddy, dat chick is mine! O bhaoo, o nikki kukree meri aa !
R u nuts? Tu akhrot an oye?
Rock the party. VATTEY mar jashan ch.
Lets hangout! Aja bahar lamkiye ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 77 times |
| » Lakshmi ji |
| Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 42 times |
| » Kya bola |
| Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan... ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 62 times |
| » Galti mobile company di |
| Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 71 times |
| » Meri marzi |
| Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?
Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 56 times |
| » Tension happens |
| Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 42 times |
| » Girl Engagement |
| Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 65 times |
| » aunty thik kehti thi |
| Asmaan mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum, jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain. ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 55 times |
| » Bhikari bana diya! |
| Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya! ... |
| Added on : 20-Jan-2008 |
Added by : Nadeem Ahmad |
Viewed : 49 times |
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